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Happy Hallowe’en: It’s all about the candy

Dear Karen,

Happy Hallowe’en!  I love this time of year—the crisp air, the falling leaves, the hint of winter in the air, saying good-bye to the heat and humidity of summer…I love it all. Continue reading

An autumn visit to Ontario

Dear Karen,

After more than two weeks in Toronto, I’m finally back in London.  As much as I love being home, I do miss  Canada, mostly because I finally got the chance to spend 14 whole days there, with my little grandson.  Oh yeah, and his parents.  They’re kind of important, too! Continue reading

Saturday digest: Rosh Hoshanah, family, kitties…

Dear Readers,

Whoa, where the heck did that week disappear to? One minute we were saying, “Hey, Sunday, nice to see you!” and then bam! It’s Saturday again.

L’Shana Tova!

Part of it might have had to do with the Jewish new year, Rosh Hoshana, which started Wednesday night. Karen’s family usually celebrates the holiday together, but this year we were all over the map—Rachel in the wilds of Etobicoke, Mitch in downtown Toronto (accompanied by a rip-snorter of a head cold), Zayde in Montreal, and only Karen and Adrian left to hold down the fort in Ottawa.

Even so, the texts were flying fast and furious: mostly new year’s greetings, but also this gem between Karen and Rachel:


Maybe you had to be there.

In case you hadn’t guessed, Rachel is in white, Karen in blue. And the honey is a Rosh Hoshanah tradition—you dip pieces of apple in it, for a sweet new year.

50 shades of Blue?

Meanwhile, across the pond, Blue the ragdoll kitty was having an adventure. Blue has chronic grooming problems…or should we say non-grooming problems? She seems to have been standing behind the door when the other kitties were learning how to keep themselves clean and tidy, with the result that Wendy has had to resort to periodic visits from a mysterious man we will call “Steve the Groomer.”



“Is that the doorbell? I just remembered an urgent appointment elsewhere.”

But there was to be no escape for poor Blue. Instead, Steve the Groomer quickly immobilized her and slipped a mask over her eyes, then proceeded about his dastardly business:


“But wait! You never told me the safe word!”

S. the G. is nothing if not a professional—here he is, trimming the last bits:


“Don’t bother to trim the claws. I’ll need those. For later.”


“I’ve told you before, this isn’t funny.”


“You’re all dead. Including whoever let that maniac into the house.”

And if you think we are about to say even one word about shaved…kittycats, you are very sadly mistaken.

Meeting the long-lost family


Conrad Bartholomew Augustus Gugy

If you’ve ever dug even a little bit into your family history, you might have wondered, “What became of all the other descendants of Great-great-grandmother Matilda?”

Well, on Tuesday, Karen finally got to meet a long, long, long-lost cousin. We’ll tell you more about it next week, but the short version is that Melanie, a charming and warm lady from Mobile, Alabama, met Karen through Geni, the online genealogy site.

They corresponded for quite some time via Facebook, and this fall Melanie decided that the time had come to visit Canada, home of her Gugy ancestors. (Who also happen to be our Gugy ancestors.)

What is a Gugy? And what right-minded Gugy would marry a Geggie, creating (we kid you not) a Gugy-Geggie family? Stay tuned! Karen will explain all in the week to come.

Meanwhile, there’s coffee to be drunk, lolling to be done.

Have a great Saturday (and if applicable, a sweet new year), and don’t forget to check back tomorrow when we’ll share the week’s best short videos.


Karen and Wendy




Scotland the Brave!

Dear Readers,

Wendy is still on the road—this time reporting back from Scotland the brave, home of our Irving ancestors. But I’ll let her tell you about it… Continue reading

Queen Victoria the Sex-Mad

Dear Wendy,

Here in Canada, it’s Victoria Day—the day on which we celebrate the birthday of the dear old queen who reigned over the British Empire back when that was a thing.

Of course, when Victoria Day does fall on Queen Vic’s actual birthday it’s a matter of pure coincidence, since we celebrate it on the third Monday in May, not a specific date. But whatever. It’s a holiday, and generally signals several things:

  1. The first really acceptable weekend to start gardening: Any earlier is basically an invitation for a killing frost to come along and kill all your tender annuals.
  2. The opening of cottage season: From this date until the Thanksgiving long weekend in early October, many of us quite literally head for the hills.
  3. The first barbeques/outdoor drinking binges of summer: This has given rise to the weekend’s popular name, “May Two-Four,” referring to the many 24-bottle cases of beer that are purchased, with which to toast the beloved memory of Queen Victoria.

Okay, I made that last bit up. Despite the fact that she’s the inspiration for the holiday, I don’t believe I’ve ever heard anyone toast Queen Victoria on this, or any other, occasion.

I think this is because to the modern-day May Two-Four celebrant, Queen Victoria seems like a quaint irrelevance. A relic of an age when sexual repression, stern morality, and far too many crocheted doilies were the order of the day. The Queen herself is now viewed as prudish, dour, stern, and generally kind of a downer.

This is all bosh, of course.

Except for the doilies. Those were definitely a problem.

Victoria and Albert: Let’s get physical

alt="IMAGE-Albert-Prince-Consort"But Queen Victoria herself was actually a hot-blooded, passionate woman who’d been fortunate enough to marry a man she quite literally just couldn’t get enough of.

Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha was Victoria’s first cousin, and she fell madly in love with him the moment she set eyes on him.

He was rather a handsome devil, wasn’t he?

By the way, it’s rumoured (though far from proven) that Prince Albert did indeed sport the piercing named after him. Apparently the piercing’s small gold ring was attached to a fine chain, which allowed Albert to rearrange his dangly bits so they didn’t spoil the silhouette of his breeches.

As we used to say in journalism, “Interesting if true, and interesting anyway.”

In any case, his new bride thought he was pretty hot stuff, little gold ring or no.

Here’s her description of their wedding night:

“It was a gratifying and bewildering experience. I never, never spent such an evening. His excessive love and affection gave me feelings of heavenly love and happiness. He clasped me in his arms and we kissed each other again and again.”

So…they didn’t just hold hands and smile sweetly at one another, then?

From her personal diary:

“My dearest Albert put on my stockings for me. I went in and saw him shave; a great delight for me.”

Queen Victoria had suffered a stifling, odd upbringing by a controlling mother and her personal secretary, who kept the young princess isolated and controlled 24 hours a day. This warped her personality in some ways: she was a willful, stubborn woman who firmly believed that she was the centre of the known universe…and she had a temper to match.


She was also very enthusiastic about sex, to the point where poor Albert would at times find it necessary to take refuge in the privacy of his own room.

Servants of the day reported that Victoria, feeling thwarted, would fly into tantrums and pound on the Prince Consort’s locked door, demanding to be let in at once!

“Albert, let me in, you Teutonic tower of testosterone!” I can just imagine her shouting. In German, because that’s the language they spoke at home.

By the way, this “secret portait” was the one she commissioned as a private gift for Albert in the early years of their marriage. It doesn’t really match the traditional image of Victoria as a stout, stern widow, does it?

Of course, all this passion had a few down sides. For one thing, the couple had nine children—and Victoria really wasn’t crazy about kids. Especially babies, whom she considered ugly and frog-like.

Plus, they got in the way of her sex life.

As well, when poor Albert did eventually die at the age of 42, Victoria went into a period of deep, extreme, obsessive mourning…that lasted for 40 years.

I sometimes wonder if it wasn’t really just the ultimate temper tantrum: Albert was gone, but rather than grieve his loss and gradually adapt to her new life without him, Victoria just kept pounding away on that locked bedroom door.

She really just couldn’t take “no” for an answer.

In fact, these days Victoria is known more for the length and depth of her mourning for Albert than for the vibrant, intense woman she was before his death. It’s a pity, really.

So I say, let all Canadians raise our beer bottles high today, in honour of the real Queen Victoria: not the dumpy, frumpy lady in black, but the passionate, complicated woman who married the hot German dude with the unnaturally smooth breeches.

Happy Victoria Day!



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