Category: Awesome Advice Central (page 1 of 21)

Awesome Advice Central goes back in time

Dear Readers,

Today we’re taking a little trip—a trip back in time. To a dark, lonely time, when we at Awesome Advice Central were forced to toil away in isolation, with no pool boys to soothe our aching feet or do that knuckle thing on the back of the neck that helps ease away the kinks.

Terrible times, indeed. Continue reading

Awesome Advice Central: Too hot to handle

Hiyaaaaa,

I know you’d want to know this, so I’ll start off with the fact that my life is going swimmingly, with my 20-year-old boyfriend. I’m 49, but I look 24, so it’s all good. He keeps me up all night, if you get my drift, and I love every…rockin’…minute! Continue reading

Awesome Advice Central & the Freeloader

Dear Awesome Advice Central,

I’m in a real stitch now, and can’t see a way out.

It all started a year ago, when my friend, who’s like tons richer than me, let me live in her apartment rent-free for an ineffeminate period of time. She said it was like no problem for me to stay and that I’d actually be helping her out by taking care of the place while she went off to the Antarctic to look at polar bears. At least, I’m pretty sure she said polar bears. Or maybe it was Antarctic foxes? Continue reading

Awesome Advice Central & the Chameleon

Dear Awesome Advice Central,

My best friend is a really sweet girl, we get along well and do lots of fun things together. Can you hear the “…but…” coming? Because it is.

She has this one, little eensy-weensy habit that drives me up a tree and back down again and I really want her to stop but don’t know how. Continue reading

Awesome Advice Central: Sharesies!

Dear Awesome Advice Central,

I consider myself to be a woman of the world, a bon vivante, a connoisseur of the good life.  In all the experiences I’ve been through, what happened the other night took my joie de vivre, threw it on the floor, stomped on it and set it on fire.  And then peed on it.  I doubt it will ever recover. Continue reading

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