Although I was thinking I’d keep my outfit a secret until the Big Day, I decided that you’re my nearest and dearest and deserve the opportunity to see what I’ll be wearing. I also thought perhaps you wouldn’t recognise me in anything other than jeans, a t-shirt and trainers, so consider this a cheat sheet at the church. I’ll be waving at you, so make sure you wave back! And remember to fill the hip flask this time, okay?
I’m miles away from the bride-to-be, but I can already sense her heart palpitating in fear, so let me say “fret not, poppet, I won’t be dressed like that”. Instead, I was thinking of wearing: