Mother of the Bride wedding prep


Dear Karen,

Although I was thinking I’d keep my outfit a secret until the Big Day, I decided that you’re my nearest and dearest and deserve the opportunity to see what I’ll be wearing.  I also thought perhaps you wouldn’t recognise me in anything other than jeans, a t-shirt and trainers, so consider this a cheat sheet at the church.  I’ll be waving at you, so make sure you wave back!  And remember to fill the hip flask this time, okay?

Deutsch: Darg Queen auf dem CSD 2011 in München

Helloooo! Karen, look at me, over here! Question: do you think this outfit is too casual? Be honest, now.

I’m miles away from the bride-to-be, but I can already sense her heart palpitating in fear, so let me say “fret not, poppet, I won’t be dressed like that”.  Instead, I was thinking of wearing:

Another view

My gown will fit a human, not a Barbie, but otherwise will look just like this.  (Photo credit: Lorelei92950)

I kid, I kid.  In fact, I promise you I won’t be wearing anything other than this, below.  Pinky promise!

Love,

Wendy

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