Just in case today’s post on Hong Kong’s odder side wasn’t enough for you, we bring you this important news from our favourite Asian city: Hong Kong tycoon recruits husband for lesbian daughter.

Further fascinating detail:

Mr. Chao was fake-married to a Vietnamese American woman named Terri Holladay, with whom he had a son.

The son’s name? (We are not making this up.) Roman. Roman Holladay. Oh, yeahhhhh. We could not make this up. Well, we could. But we don’t have to!